You are here: Home Environment Climate Change NPR Talks About a Global Population Collapse NPR Talks About a Global Population Collapse NPR is taking global population collapse mainstream- and, in case that doesn't sound ominous enough, it means billions of people are gonna die! by Julie Finn November 3, 2014, 8:00 am 6 Comments Lauren Manning / Flickr (Creative Commons) There’s a part of me that can’t help but cackle maliciously to myself every time NPR foretells the apocalypse. I mean, you’re not paranoid if you’re eventually proven right, right? Nevertheless, Marcelo Gleiser’s commentary on NPR remains a downer: as he tells it, the rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer … :: waves at my fellow getting-poorer peeps :: … we’re all having babies, and ain’t nobody making more water for any of us. If this keeps up, eventually somebody who’s actually going to be able to fight back is going to be expected to do without, and that someone is going to- well, fight back! Enter: the global population collapse. Gleiser goes on, of course, with all the ways that a global population collapse can be diverted, or at least mediated (reduce, reuse, and recycle, my friends!), and the commentors debate their usual debates over whose words were misconstrued, and whether or not the Roman Empire is a valid model (my two cents? It’s not), etc., etc., but my original, maliciously gleeful point remains: NPR is not exactly a hotbed of left-wing liberal lunatics (unless you think it is), and they don’t tend to pander their news to their audience (unless you think they do). As such, if they’re talking about a global population collapse, then they’re taking that issue mainstream. Not only that, but the idea of a global population collapse is presented gently enough that it could almost sound like we’re being prepared for something, or like somebody’s trying to get us used to the idea, the way that I often say to my kids something like, “You know, your Pappaw’s 95 this year. That’s pretty old!”, so that one day–hopefully still many years from now, but one day nevertheless–when Pappaw eventually dies, the kids can’t be like, “I had no IDEA this was going to happen! Why didn’t you PREPARE me for this?!?” So here you go, World! NPR has foretold the global population collapse! Don’t say that you haven’t been warned. Image Credits: World Population Growth infographic via Lauren Manning through CC 2.0 See more Previous article Meet the Inspirational Beekman Boys: My Food Heroes Next article Vanadium Flow Battery Uses Recycled Fly Ash Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Upload a photo / attachment to this comment (PNG, JPG, GIF - 6 MB Max File Size): (Allowed file types: jpg, gif, png, maximum file size: 6MB.