It Will be the Bears, It Was Always Going to be the Bears

bear on a JetSki

This is it, kids. The apocalypse. Ragnarok. The rising of the Beast out of the sea … and, apparently, onto a Jet Ski. Whatever you call it, it’s finally happening, and it wasn’t the zombies. It was the bears. It was always going to be the bears, come to think of it. That the bears were going to be trouble should have been obvious, especially when you consider the warning signs that have been popping up all over the place in recent years …

the right to arm bears
Bring it, b****es!

… all the same, I didn’t think the apocalypse would be so adorable, you know? In all seriousness, though, this is very much a terrifying brown bear whose natural habitat has been infringed upon by man, and this mama bear seems intent on taking it back – starting with that Jet Ski! You can check out the original article, which first appeared in the Alaska Dispatch, below.

It’s one of those “only in Alaska” moments that needs a bit of explaining: a young brown bear, perched atop a personal watercraft, looks like he’s ready to go for a ride but doesn’t have the keys to turn it on. That’s the moment that Graham Morrison — who operates a fishing guide service from his home base in the small community of King Salmon, on the shores of the Naknek River in Southwest Alaska — caught on camera earlier this week.

Morrison, of Morrison Guide Service, based not far from Naknek lake on the Alaska Peninsula, snapped the bear in a riding-ready pose while it tried to get its mother’s attention in an apparently unsuccessful attempt to have her share a fish that she’d caught. He posted the photos in a series on the guiding service’s Facebook page.

Morrison said that the young bear climbed onto the watercraft in order to get closer to its mother, who was sitting in the water dining on her catch. At one point, it climbed to the end of the craft and growled at her, in an apparent effort to convince her to give up some of the meal. Then, the young bear fell in before attempting to climb back up on the craft. Morrison said that the Sea Doo — docked at a family boat dock about a mile from the King Salmon airport — was unharmed during the bear encounter.

The silvers are running in Southwest Alaska, and though Morrison said business has been kind of slow out that way, “the silver salmon fishing has been great.”

Apparently mama bear thought so, too.

This is just one of many recent examples of climate change and scarcity of resources pushing bears further and further into the humans’ turf in order to avoid drowning in rising seas or dying form outright starvation (note: I was going to link to a recently popular picture of a polar bear that had starved to death here, but I decided that if you want to see that, you’re a bastard). Over at our sister site, Planetsave, they even have videos of bears stealing dumpsters from restaurants in a disturbingly human-like manner.

It’s getting really weird out there, is what I’m saying. Be safe, and look out for bears.


Source | More Photos: Alaska Dispatch, Morrison River Guides.

Written by Jo BorrΓ‘s

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