Your Computer Overlords are Almost Here

Published on January 5th, 2015 | by

Jeremy Howard isn’t a doctor, but he can play one–scratch that; he can be one–by teaching a computer how to teach itself to do valuable diagnostic testing. Because the computers that Howard programs? Those computers know how to learn.

What’s the difference between a computer that can obey and a computer that can learn?

The computer that can obey, that computer can calculate your taxes and type out your essays and run you happily through your Tomb Raider universe (which maybe you still play–nothing wrong with that). The computer that can learn, however… that computer can beat you at Jeopardy, can suggest something for you to buy that you actually want to buy, can talk fluent Chinese to you in your voice, and yes, it can even diagnose you if you happen to have a tumor, which I’m hoping that you do not.

Some of these tasks can be quite useful. I want tumors diagnosed. I absolutely want to communicate in Chinese. Some of these other possibilities are less exciting. I don’t actually want to be shown things that I didn’t know that I wanted until I was shown them. I definitely do not want to be bested at trivia! The day that I play Jeopardy against a computer, and one of the categories is The Book of Margery Kempe, and the computer BEATS me, well, that is the day that I retire from polite society altogether.

Anyway, let’s ignore for now the annoying things that computers will learn how to do, many of which probably haven’t even been thought of yet, and get back to the tumors. This kind of high-quality diagnostic service, which is expensive and relies on the expertise and the availability of those who can perform it, will one day be cheaper and easier to obtain. Localities that don’t have an oncologist could still have access to those diagnostics.

Yay, right?

I’m a curmudgeon, but not even I am going to call that anything but a yay.

BUT (and here’s me back to being a curmudgeon), my reasoning for why this TED talk is my Apocalyptic Pick of the Week–not even the brightest, happiest of TED talks can deny that a lot of what computers can learn how to do, people are already doing. People are spending more time and costing more money to do those same tasks and services, and then they’re taking that money and buying goods and services of their own with it. Services like that medical care that we were just talking about. Goods like, you know, food.

What, pray tell, are those people to do when the computers, cheaper and smarter and faster, take over their tasks? They’ll get poorer, for one thing, while the fewer people who own these powerful tools will get richer, until one day, one of them smart computers will say something like, “Silly humans, it’s not efficient to fight and be poor! Let me put you to work servicing my cooling fans, and I’ll feed you some nice Soylent, and we’ll all be so efficient together.”

So, either that happens, or we all adjust our entire economic infrastructure to gainfully employ and/or adequately compensate all people, regardless of whether or not they can think and learn as quickly as a computer can. You know, either one …

 

[Macintosh image via Marcin Wichary through CC2.0. I added text, and rerelease it through the same.]

 

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  • Tina

    That was a pretty interesting Ted talk. In one of my business classes we talked about how companies are able to pinpoint and advertise so specifically to individuals on-line. It’s pretty creepy. Apparently there is an app out there that will send notices to smartphone users about sales or specials at stores they are close to based on their shopping preferences/experiences. I really don’t want anyone knowing my habits that well!

    I have a feeling that the creative arts will become a lot more important in the coming years as that is probably one thing that computers will not be better at than people. Maybe.

    • It’s also, I’ll just say, super embarrassing when I hand my laptop over to a colleague to check something out and there at the side of the web page is a Google ad for a store like “Big Girl Bras.” So yes, now all of the internet AND my co-worker know that I shop at a special store for women with large breasts! Awesome!

      It’s very intriguing in some ways–I WANT better tumor diagnoses, you know?–but at the same time it’s never not going to be creepy and overlordy, I don’t think. Perhaps our computer overlords will indeed leave us our arts and crafts to keep us occupied…